Humour and satire

Mariana Grande

Last night I dreamt that there was a crowd of people outside the building where I work, so to get to my office I had to go through the underground parking lot. While I was crossing it, a limousine arrived and Ariana Grande got out... so I made a joke and greeted her "Hey Miley!" and she angrily replied "It's MARIANE!" [for reasons that will be obvious in a moment] ... to which I answered "I know, just kidding". I didn't know what to say so I said something like "people seem to be very excited to have you here", to which he replied "whatever, did you know so-and-so was signed today by so-and-so " to which I replied "by whom?" And she said "DMG Records" and I pretending to know who she was taking about was like "Wow, that's huge!" [Note: DMG is a label from the 1980s, for years now it just manages a back catalog] and she said "You didn't know?!" and me smiling "No, some of us have jobs, you know, which reminds me of ...", and I made the gesture that I had to go, "... so have fun!" I said bye and went up to my office.

I wanted to tell my co-workers, but I couldn't remember the name of the artist and, oddly enough, in my dream I knew that "Mariane" was wrong, so I looked online who was in the cast of "Don't Look Up", there I found her name "Ariana!" and woke up. In my dreams, I've internet access :-)

My car!

It was just a brief moment so I left the car doors unlocked while I was buying something. I kept looking at the car several times to see if someone was going near it, but when I left the store, the car was not there. It had been stolen! I thought while I ran desperately. Then I woke up. As any normal person, I thought "I've to get out of bed and go check if my car is still there." The thing is, I don't have a car.

Exteresting

A brief clarification.

When I say something is "exteresting" I don't mean it's not interesting.

"Exteresting" is not the opposite of "interesting".

Something "exteresting" is something interesting for others.

35 yrs old guy on a longboard

Absolutely based on my personal experience ;-)

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